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Our nation’s pride, sequins
9:05 I’m of the general opinion that the Olympics are boring, but I’ll give them a chance. 9:06 After these commercials featuring inspirational Olympic stories. I’d like to see a commercial on the inspirational story of someone who had to sit through a strategic goals PowerPoint presentation at 8:00 AM and did not lose the [...]
Henry the Puffy Taco
Ladies and gentleman, the greatest mascot of all time, Henry The Puffy Taco: Henry is one of the Double-A San Antonio Missions’ mascots. His cohorts include Balapeño and a big dog. Balapeño was there for the post-game truck giveaway. He recovered nicely from an horrifying incident earlier in the game where he ripped off his [...]
World Cup Report: Beyond the Mullet
The infamous soccer mullet must be passé now. This leaves players in a quandry. What can they do with their hair that could match, or perhaps even surpass, the mullet in grandiose hideosity? For the answer, see the Ukranian team. Undoubtedly the un-aerodynamic nature of their heads contributed to their loss today.
World Cup Report – England & Ecuador
Here’s what I know about this match. The Ecuadorians might have trouble playing at low altitudes. They have a witch doctor on their side. Here’s what I know about soccer. Guys run around and try to get the ball in the dealy. 10:16 Ok, paying attention now. Running, running. Gerrard too high. He is Liverpool’s [...]
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