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Some things are too good to cut up



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What I Did On My Summer Vacation

This summer I saw stuffed monkeys in three states.

Sighting 1. Brooklyn, New York.

A rare Polynesian baboon displayed with its victims.

Sighting 2. Tyler, Texas

Retired lab monkeys.

Sighting 3. Los Angeles, California

Canadian river monkeys.

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A highly incomplete list of things Austin TV news stations have claimed can kill you

1. Grilling (July 4, 2011)
2. Mowing your lawn (April 17, 2011)
3. Blow drying your hair (March 8, 2011)
4. Sleeping (Feb 1, 2011)
5. Working behind a desk (December 27, 2010)
6. Reusable shopping bags (June 26, 2010)



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